THE HAMBURGER MAN’S GUIDE TO ART IN THE STREETS
Agents of the government are all around you. Listening, studying, observing our every move. This is because you are currently taking part in a data mining operation. Pictures are being taken of you and sent to headquarters. You are on HIGH DEFINITION SECURITY CAMERA right now. This museum is a petree dish and street art is the "CULTURE".
Amongst these agents are scientists whose job is to break down the chemical makeup of this culture. They want to see how we dress. How we speak. What we love and what we hate. What we eat, drink and smoke. Names, crews, beefs must all be collected and put into the data base. When this is completed they will move onto the next phase.
THE NEXT PHASE?
Once the DNA of graffiti has been decoded these scientists will clone armies of their own genetically mutated writers (GMW'S). Through MASONIC contracts with law enforcement these GMW’s will be given special treatment. While most “ordinary” writers will have their houses raided for sharpie tags this new class of GMW’s will not worry in the least when they have the biggest pieces in town. High budget new magazines will appear that will focus only on these GMW’s who will openly share their true identity. This will confuse other writers initially but then it will mistakenly be seen as testimony to the fact that these GMW’s are bad ass and truly don’t give a fuck. This will insure the GMW’s place at the top of the graffiti underworld.
As soon as these GMW’s have secured their position as leaders they will willingly move the wild packs of savage writers onto the FARM/MUSEUM. Their first act as chief will be to move the tribe onto the reservation. Staying true to the CASINO GULAG ECONOMY banker protocol ART careers will be given out like rigged slot machine jackpots. As the THOUGHT POLICE show up to GALLERY OPENINGS and snatch up dissidents the GMW’s will point in the other direction and say "Isn't my painting awesome". At this stage all of the natural laws that kept graffiti alive and growing, like not painting legal’s over illegal’s, will be intentionally broken in order to try and discredit its integrity.
Who will stop this? Who can stop this? Will this be some sort of new Chimera half spider half tagger half politician type shit? Will they be robotic? A new breed of TERMINATOR taggers. Will they be capable of creative thought? Will they send tweets back to you?
Hard to say really, one thing I do know for sure though is that YOUVE BEEN WARNED!!!
This is the future. This is the now.
whos watching who? so many faces in this crowd.
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